build- to construct (esp. something complex) by assembling and joining parts or materials: to build a house.
There's lots of building going on in America. Houses, railways, roads, subways, skyscrapers. You know, everything that makes this country bigger, better, and more superior to the next. When it comes to my food though, I do prefer it be "made" rather than built. In all my years of existence I do not recall this type of conversation:
me: "mom is the spaghetti built yet?"
mom: "no not yet! I'm still adding more things to it. What did you want me to build it with? I remember you said mushrooms, and onions. Oh! and maybe I'll add a lil' bit of cement just so it gains a better texture! I know you like it chunky style..."
me: "I love you mom! You always build the best food!"
I want to find the MORON who came up with this idea that food must be "built", I want to tie him to a chair, tape him up, and pour cement over his face and down his throat.
New Rule: If you're going to open up any type of FOOD business and name it ANYTHING "factory", you will not be seeing me as your customer. "Spaghetti Factory", "Burger Factory", "Sandwich Factory" etc...


If I'm going to tie up some guy to a chair and pour cement over his face and down his throat, it's not going to be the moron who came up with the whole built thing but the moron who came up with the alarm clocK!
ReplyDeleteCan you think of anything more unnatural? As far as I'm concerned it ranks right up there with torture, vows of celibacy, and lipstick!