My Candy Shop

I'm like a kid in a candy store at my local candle store! Today I went in to my favorite candle shop, right by my house. It was 10pm, they were "closed" but their doors were still open. My friend pulled over and I jumped out. There are three gay guys that work there and they told me the registers are closed already so they can only accept cash. I had $40 in my wallet. Enough for two Voluspa candles. I chose the ebony peach, black wax. 15 years prior I would have had $4, and a bag full of candy. Same exact feeling though. I LOVE my candles!! :)

*One Rainy Night*

Tonight I fell in love with a woman. It sounds so ridiculous but it's the truth. I met such a beautiful, smart, secure, and confident woman...she really just captured my attention so strongly. I just wanted to hear her talk all night long. I actually got jealous when she gave her attention to another man. I just wanted her to focus on me, but most of all I wanted her validation. Just like when I meet a guy I like, I normally receive validation right away, especially if there is an obvious connection. I wasn't getting this with this girl though. It was unbelievable. I've never felt so venerable, insecure and wimpy -- next to a woman! Let it be a man, please... I'd love that challenge, but a woman? I was just infatuated by her, taken by her beauty...I wanted to stare at her all night, and hear her speak wise words to me, and continue telling me stories of her greatest adventures. All this was real. Real emotions too. In the most beautifully furnished house in the hills, with flickering candles everywhere. This woman was real, and a model at that. She spoke the most beautiful spanish dialect, she was elegant, she was secure in every possible way, she even claimed to love getting older (she was 32). Her beauty was intoxicating, she was a live piece of art- a masterpiece right in front of my eyes. What really got me was how she owned herself. Not a man nor woman, or anything in this world was going to make that women feel any less. That's a type of confidence a woman is not known to have!! and god....I was just taken away, blown away. In every sense of the way I aspire to be her one day. I fell in love with a woman, and she broke my heart. All in one night. On shrooms...

Ads

I would probably watch TV from time to time if it were only filled with pretty ads...

X-mas

Been on my wanted-list for over a year now!! 

Facebook Throw-Offs

I'm not sure I'm speaking for most women here. Probably just myself...The thing about me is I get thrown off easily. Let me elaborate, normally when I meet a guy, I know in 10 seconds whether I'm interested in continuing conversation or not. There are times however where I've been kind of interested, until I see their FB profile, and see a pic of them holding up some kind of spastic hand sign. In general. I dislike hand signs. Asians love their peace sign. That's cool. That's their thing. Kinda like when we say "cheeeeeese" for the camera. Well asians throw up the peace sign. The WORST, most annoying, and RETARDED possible sign is that surfer dude, hawaiian chill out- I don't know what-the-F sign. Even attempting to make this hand sign makes me feel like I have down syndrome. Seeing a guys pic with this sign THROWS ME OFF. Not like a MAJOR turn off but sort of like if you were going down a road which seemed like the right direction, looked familiar. You felt right driving down this road, and then all of a sudden you see a  building or a strange looking tree...you know, something which suddenly makes you realise you're going the WRONG way. You turn back around and swiftly move on to new turf.

Following this major throw off would be:

• using the word "bro", "epic", "killed", "rad".

• posing in pics (excusable if you're a model and you got paid for it)

• having a lot of pics with "hot" girls. (Only douche-bags need that kind of social proofing. Semi excusable if you're promoting, or you've just been tagged in them)

• status updates on what deals you've just closed or any other business related matters- super annoying.

• In general just being on fb a lot. Real men, are out in the real world, hunting and gathering. They're not sitting in caves and humming fire chants (this would be the ancestral comparison)

• status updates of "inspiration". No one sitting behind their dirty lap stop screen is going to get inspired by your sunny-delight status updates.  People that are truly motivated and inspiring, aren't typing out crap on fb. Theyre producing, creating, DO-ing.

• Check-ins. I mean providing the other things above are not happening, this ain't TOO bad, still however, you probably should avoid checking into places unless they're noteworthy destinations like: "planned parenthood clinic". Definitely don't check in anywhere where most people would actually want to be at. Which is the reason why you NEVER see me check-in to places! duhhhh

• There are so many GAY status updates, I could publish a book...

                          ------------Remember peeps LESS is MORE!!--------------

Anyway I'm kinda thirsty, going to get me some more Haterade from the fridge so I can keep blogging :)